Mark Twain wrote, “There’s no accounting for human beings.” I, for instance, when mildly perplexed, go earring shopping. Somehow it steadies me. Another quirk: I had my Big Thicket Association editor’s earrings on today, figuratively speaking, and was enjoying a sprightly email conversation with someone about the pitfalls of getting people’s names right, in person and print. Eventually I turned from that to another task, only to find a poem about name-confusion struggling to organize itself in the rhyming room of my brain. I tried in vain to ignore the shouting and scuffling. Finally I caved, and entered that well-beloved room, and took charge. I mean, like new earrings, why not?
Once upon a cruise
Upon the open sea
I chanced to hear some news
It was a novelty!
“At sundown in the Book Room
A Sabbath group will meet
For prayer and fellowship”
Well, this gave wings to my feet!
I’m Methodist not Jewish
But research is my game
To pass on this, far be it from me,
When it clearly bears my name!
I got there early and took my post
With a view of the setting sun
And just when I was wondering
If I’d be the only one
Six Jewish people entered
And confusion soon ensued
Are you the rabbi? quoth they,
And I didn’t want to be rude
So I explained my presence
My full name gave to them
And then confusion swirled some more
Till it overflowed the brim
Fishman! Fishman! they cried out
We know your family well!
But are you the New York Fishmans?
Or the ones from Phila-del?
Well, we finally got things straight
And no harm at all was done
Of all the stories of that cruise
This is my favorite one.